In The Words of Donkey 'I'm a Stallion, Baby!'

Hello Peeps, how are you all doing? I know it’s been a while, I’ve been fairly busy thinking about very important things as you’re about to find out: I’ve recently come to the conclusion that if ‘you are what you eat’ it would mean “I’m a stallion baby”(in the words of Donkey) maybe with a noodle leg and a banana as another body part (unfortunately it was the smallest banana I’ve ever seen... whoa!). Please note the picture to the left I have eco photo shopped... I did it extremely quickly in order to save electricity and therefore save the environment (I’m very thoughtful like that). For those of you who don’t know; a lot of beef products in the UK have recently turned out to be horse meat. The above description of myself would actually explain a lot as I’ve somehow managed to attract the attention of at least four women over the last month (partially from my hot to trot noodle legged dance skills) only for my brain to turn into a banana like mush and either not notice they were interested, my lack of confidence becoming a problem or my old school style getting in the way. I’ve also had more travel planning problems with my

bank putting my account on stop for a week due to potentially fraudulent activity (I was buying things which to be fair is quite rare for me to do). Adding this to the many other travel planning problems I’ve had over the years I’ve concluded someone ‘up there’ really does not want me to travel, either that or they want me to push my boundaries in order to achieve what I want. Basically that means I’m either not going to come back or I’m going to come back as a hard as nails English Casanova. In regards to becoming an English Casanova I mean it more in the sense of being able to go up to someone randomly instead of my current issue of wanting to know the person long enough to know they are unobtainable before admitting my interest in them. I’m not sure why I do this, maybe it’s just that jealousy kicks me into action which added to the above problems I face leads me to want to be a little more Casanova (he travelled a lot too). I have also managed to pass out (faint) for the first time ever which took both the nurse and I by surprise after having my first rabies vaccination, unfortunately we’re not sure why I passed out but apparently my blood pressure is lower than it should be which apparently is generally a good thing. I’ve also over the last week (after eating my noodles) received a deadly accurate fortune cookie prediction that said I will not receive a parking ticket this year which I’m genuinely gutted about as if it said I will receive one it would mean I’d actually have a car... do you realise how difficult it is to walk around with noodle legs all the time?... Forks in the road are deadly.

Anyway that’s got to be all for now and possibly until my first travel review (10 days until I leave)

Much Love

The Weird Guy