Hello Peeps, right first things first (as I keep forgetting
to ask) someone has voted on my poll (on the right... somewhere) for me to blog
about ‘Other’ stuff, if this was you or if it wasn’t you but you feel like
replying what would you like me to blog about? Secondly as it’s nearly Christmas
here is a truly awful Christmas song; Atomic Nerd’s parody version of Ding Dong
Merrily on High:
So we survived the apocalypse... how bad ass are we? We
should all get superhero names or something; I’m going to call myself Weirdman and
go by the name of The Weird Guy to protect my secret identity. If you could be
a superhero what would your name be and what would your superpower be?
Anyways until I get some replies on the first question I
shall continue writing about weird news (something I have left out for the last
few blog posts). The Supreme Court in Iowa has ruled that employers in the
state can sack employees they deem too attractive. The ruling came about when
dentist James Knight fired his assistant Melissa Nelson as he found her too
attractive causing her to be seen as a threat to his marriage. The court that created
the ruling had to decide whether an employee who has not engaged in flirtatious conduct may be
lawfully terminated simply because the boss views the employee as an
irresistible attraction. It’s a little bit worrying to think that bosses may
use this new found power over people they find attractive for two reasons one
attractive people may be put into awkward positions by employers who find them
attractive knowing full well they can be sacked if they don’t comply and two it
may lead to a lot of attractive people leaving Iowa as jobs may be harder to
keep for attractive people meaning Iowa could become a really ugly place.
In
other news a man ends up in hospital for eating too many Brussels sprouts. That’s
right peeps and not for the reason that you’re thinking (methane inhalation).
The man in question from Ayrshire, Scotland ate a plate full of the methane
bombs which interfered with his blood thinning tablets. Apparently green leafy
vegetables are full of Vitamin K which is used by the body to help clot blood.
Unfortunately for the man eating so many of the ‘good for you’ veggies meant
the effects of his medication had been reversed leading to the man having heart
failure, luckily the hospital were able to stabilise the man’s condition after initial
confusion over what had caused the failure. So there you have it if you need
thicker blood (my sister included) eat your greens, if you need thinner blood
get plastered, alternatively as it’s Christmas do both.
Right
that’s all for now & have a good Christmas superheroes
Much
Love
The
Weird Guy
Yes ..we survived apocalypse. BTY, first news is really weird LOL.
ReplyDeleteLol well I am involved in the news so it has to be really :-)
DeleteI wasn't planning to visit Iowa anyway...so a hottie exodus doesn't sound like bad news for the rest of the world!
ReplyDeleteAnd I guess I should be PencilGirl or something like that, my superpower would be to draw or write stuff that would come true if I wanted them to (this last part is important!) So coool...what does Weird Guy do? Weirdify people?
That would be so cool, would the drawings be able to get bigger? Or do you jump into the drawing like in Mary Poppins?
DeleteI dunno some people I already weirdify anyway though I'm of the belief that those people were secretly weird before hand and as I like people to be comfortable/ themselves they just let it all out :-) so maybe my power would be to be able to make people feel completely relaxed as I'm already part of the way there.
More like popping out of my sketchbook :D
DeleteI guess many people would call Weirdman during exams period to save their day, so maybe you have some future as a superhero. Keep working on it!
I've also gotten into the habit of calling myself Wonder Woman. God knows why. :)
ReplyDeleteEven though I've heard of Wonder Woman, what could Wonder Woman do i.e. what were her superpowers? :-)
DeleteHahaha! This is some weird stuff. That video is horrible! LOL!
ReplyDeleteLol it truly is, though it fits it's purpose
DeleteHaha humankind is so weird!
ReplyDeleteThanks to you I am in dispair, I have no idea what my superpower is, I'll probably think about it all day. :D
So if you live in Iowa, you have to try to look ugly, intentionally. That's actually great, it's an excuse for not so attractive looking people, they can always say they just try to not get sacked.
Hm, I don't know whether I need thicker or thinner blood, good thing I don't like Brussels sprouts anyway.
I hope you have/had a nice Christmas!
Lol how about you can speak every language including animal etc seeing as you love languages? Not necessarily (on the ugly front), some people might like having eye candy in the office even if they don't want to wreck their marriage etc - apparently you're more likely to be employed if you're better looking, though I still don't like the ruling even if it does give me a excuse not to look stunning everyday ;P
DeleteI'm basing the thicker/ thinner blood on the idea that as you get older your blood thins and older people generally get colder quicker than others. Thank you I had a good Christmas though a slightly sad one in a way :-)
I thought about that too, I think that's my superpower. In addition, I should also be able to read other people's minds, as a special sort of language, that makes it cooler. :)
DeleteYou're right! I think I'll just never visit Iowa :D
Reading peoples minds... that's a scary thought (did you see what I just did there? - Luckily it's Christmas so I can get away with jokes like that)
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